Thursday, February 20, 2014

O My Wife...

O My Wife -- My Shadow That Never Leaves Me Like Any Other Shadow -- I Give You -- Now Precisely At This Afternoon Hour -- All My Prophetic Powers Vested In Me By Our Lord One God The Almighty. The Mighty Angels and Jinns Guard you (And, Your Families and Loyal / Sincere Friends) Now -- At All Hours Day And Night -- Night And Day -- Dawn and Dusk -- Dusk and Dawn -- Rain or Sun -- Sun or Rain -- The Same Mighty Angels and Jinns Who Guarded The Prophet (peace and blessings of Allaah be upon him) During All Wars.

Wednesday, February 19, 2014

anti-climax

You macho cowboy so-called protagonists if you mistreat victimize slander or anything like that... co-stars spot boys make up artists --or try anything unsolicited...I'd give you an anti-climax...do you understand the meaning of personal vendetta eh? Jerks!

Brain-Dead Beauties...LOL Love you Dolly...

I've tremendous respect for Vidya Balan Ji, Soha Ji, Kareena Ji..Ash Ji...Kajal Ji PrEETY  JINta Ji..and all those brain-dead beauties! hehehehhehee The Almighty God Protects you and I. Our families and loyal / sincere friends. DO NOT Fear any Entity except The Almighty God. By the way, Who's that girl eh? Drat...Miss SpitFire Cat-Rina...Dual-citizenship or Already Indian? :-)

RESPECT CINE ARTISTS...MORE THAN YOU RESPECT YOUR MOTHER DAUGHTER BAHU NIECE

I swear by the One in Whose hand is my soul, O Evil Souls, that I am bringing you slaughter!

RESPECT CINE ARTISTS...MORE THAN YOU RESPECT YOUR MOTHER DAUGHTER BAHU NIECE -- GO AT ONCE YOU BASTARDS HOGS PIGS TOUCH THEIR FEET AND ADDRESS THEM AS BAHEN BETI MAA -- AND APOLOGIZE...NOW DO NOT EVEN BLINK GO 

If you revile harass annoy so-on-so-forth -- I swear by the One in Whose hand is my soul, O Evil Souls, that I am bringing you slaughter!

By the Powers Vested In Me By The AlMighty God -- I'd make you cross-dress and dance in Dubai Clubs alonside nautch girls.

I'd make each and every women in your family a soughTafter sex-worker.

Maneka Gandhi Ji and her son....

Maneka Gandhi Ji and her son....have been dreadfully wronged...The Almighty God is very angry...undo your sins O My God-fearing People...She's our Mother Bahu And Bayti...and Her 
Son is our nephew...Son..Grandson....Respect...awe...Apology..sincere apology....

O My God-fearing people my humble earnest appeal to you is this: Vote for Sri Naidu Saheb Gaaru

Rajiv Saheb's murderers NEVER see the light of the day!
O My People of Andhra Pradesh
O You Who Fear The Almighty Lord...
O You Who Pray to Allah
O You Who Pray to Lord Shiva
Vote for Sri Naidu Saheb Gaaru
He's been chosen for you by The Almighty God...to lead you out of darkness and cruelty..He's just...and a humble ruler..
No such thing as divided Andhra Pradesh.
No more splitting States...anywhere...enough..Jharkhand was the last nail in the coffin.

Tell me now..O My God-fearing People....

Tell me now..O My God-fearing People....How many of you are ready to lay down your lives in the name of our One God..One Lord...The Almighty...How many of you are ready to lay down your lives in the name of our Prophet (peace and blessings of Allaah be upon him) How many of you are ready to lay down your lives in the name of our Almighty God The Lord Shiva?

Monday, February 17, 2014

Let's HELP OUR AFGHANI SISTERS AND BROTHERS....

Let's HELP OUR AFGHANI SISTERS AND BROTHERS re-build Afghanistan...demine and all that stuff...Schools...Colleges and Universities...Hospitals..etc..trigger-happy guys pull out ASAP...Otherwise..me clone of Sylvester Stallone would have to intervene...Bratatat! And, replicate that at all other war-torn countries...BTW, I'm Navy SEALs Buff..you guys...Master Chief should sign me up for a bootcamp...live fire exercise..hehehhehehe I've tremendous respect for you women and men in uniform..and I love you...women particularly...LOL

I love you Sallu Bhai...

I love you Sallu Bhai...There's only one Indian Idol..and that's you..so proud of you.... all of us..You work hard in the gym and party hard..and sometimes work..lol hehehhehee just goofing around with you...Get married Sallu Bhai...you're getting OLD! LOL You'd have to try Shaadi Dot Com like me otherwise. hehehhehehe Love you..bhai..

Hello, Brother! :-)

Any macho cowboys Jim Corbetts STILL HUNTING blackbucks eh? :-) What's the onomatopoeia for sound of a police car eh? hehheehehhehee

We're Mister Vikram Seth's Suitable Boys! :-)

There're two strictly speaking...most eligible bachelors in India..Rahul Gandhi Saheb and I...hehhehehehe
Three..I'd like to give a pacifier to Salman Khan...(non-cognizable offence!) ;-)

Seriously: What's really stopping us from getting married eh? We're Mister Vikram Seth's Suitable Boys! Girls are you reading this -- by any chance? LOL

India is working 25 hours....Trust me..

We're really working...For real..this time...bear with us...inconvenience regretted...expect delays...but we're skipping our lunch breaks..that's how India is working 25 hours....Trust me..we won't disappoint you THIS time...we won't let you down...

Sunday, February 16, 2014

VIP syndrome

Inverted Tree hierarchy: VIP/Very Important Person is the COMMON MAN. NO ONE ELSE. A Rickshaw-puller is doing a job..earning his bread and butter..he's NOT robbing conning anyone...Keyword is: R-E-S-P-E-C-T.

The Common Man

The Common Man is the root of the Tree i.e. our system...our 'wallahs' chai wala..paan waala..post man..bijli wala..bandi waala...DO NOT TREAT 'em as CREEPY-CRAWLIES. Please...

munni badnam hui

There won't be any such thing as Underworld..shooters and all that...Real Estate goons...extortion rackets...you guys chill..sit back..and make good movies..and make big bucks..throw us a party on Valentine's Day that's all...and puh-leease...hire some good rhymesters..I can't watch/listen to songs like munni badnam hui with my teenage daughter / son...

Law Enforcement and PR

We've fixed our PR..We're as good as those corporate MBAs...extortion or anything spooky...reach us ASAP..discreetly or otherwise..DO NOT fear goons...and, do not dread us...we serve and protect...one simple quick and most importantly polite empathetic Q&A session..we'd vroom...trust me...No more Munshi Premchand's FIRs..(we'd do that later..or we'd change it...give us some time please...we're seriously working on it...and other things...trauma counseling etc., etc. crime against women..children..elderly...we deal quite strictly..believe me...

Brobdingnagian and Lilliputian

Suppose you're so-called Brobdingnagian...BUT NEVER TREAT so-called Lilliputians as PAWNS.. Sacrifice (chess)...DIGNITY my friend...RESPECT...EMPATHY....street sweeping is his /her job...She/He's as IMPORTANT as you or anyone else..He/She's a VITAL cog in the machine/wheel/our system...Thanks to Prof. Kev Nair of Kerala...I'd make myself a bit audible..hope you understand my murmuring....


 

Pedophile Menace...

We'd deal with Pedophiles..You deal with your kids..I mean watch 'em like hawks...even after 18 or 21 or whatever....

Notting Hill


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Notting_Hill_(film)

An Urgent Appeal to My American People..

I respect and love you all...Please In the Name of God..For the Sake of God..STOP QUIT the GENOCIDE...God is very angry...Marines and Special Forces like Navy SEALs...go back to your barracks...no more occupying territories...no more invasions...no more..role-playing international referee...No missiles...but Universities and Hospitals...No more land-mines but perambulators and day-care for kids...I've tremendous respect for you..I love you like crazy...I -- always -- wanted to be with you...I in fact try to speak and write like you....My God-fearing people..please STOP QUIT playing God..because neither you nor I God Forbid are God.

Message to my UK People CONTINUED...

Blood-money..compensation..for loss of lives and property..and theft -- victimization -- cruelty -- massacres -- abuse: emotional and physical.... in the name of governance..and blah-blah-blah..of course, both of us read properly documented books of history...correct the mistakes of your forefathers ... somehow -- even if we deny -- fight shy of it -- we're -- at least -- morally responsible for the blatant naked stark-naked sins of our forefathers... I'd definitely pray to God to have mercy on you and I and us....

A Humble Message to My UK People....

UK People..You're my people..You're God-fearing..You respect and love me..I know that...I respect and love you..Your children are my children..Your grandpa is my grand pa..your grand ma is my grand ma...your granddaughter is my granddaughter ..your grandson is my grandson ...but please be humble..discreetly accept the wrong you've done to us..to my this group of people...apologize...God loves humility..and God has mercy on you..and gives you infinite bounties and rewards..when you correct something wrong you've done in the past...penance...

Am I harbinger of Good Times to Come...Or that's Spiritual Arrogance...

Telugu People Rises To Unprecedented Power....Sri Naidu Leads India into a Brighter-Than-Sun Future...DO NOT ACCEPT RESIGNATION OF Arvind Kejriwal SAHEB (resigned over delays in the introduction Lokpal bill).Or bring back Sheila Dixit Ji..

Hell and Heaven

Maybe..Probably..Hell and Heaven are just metaphors and similes....Cycle Of Birth and Rebirth...is true..in Hinduism and Buddhism....This place itself is hell...This place itself is Heaven...Mokhsha..is you're ethereal...you're in ethereal form..not human or animal form..not sure about animal forms...Prophets doesn't have God-like Powers....They'd pray for and against someone or a group....but eventually God's decree is the deciding factor...In The Ultimate Analysis...For instance: God didn't want Telugu Warriors to Win...I feel humiliated..My girl..How'd I go and tell her that I'm a Prophet..when even a simple wish (of mine) couldn't come true....But Prophet-ship is more about losing than winning...A Prophet is a quite a common man....He doesn't win...He's quite poor....He's dreams...and fantasies....He's in love with a celebrity....He is a mirror image of the common man....Prateeka Ji..Please tell our people not to expect miracles from me....In this era..Miracles don't happen....I've to follow a protocol...a certain set of rules....I'd pray..IF God accepts my prayers..than..things would happen..not miraculously but in the ACCEPTED WAY...in the worldly-fashion....I'd pray..I mean...That might happen over-night..or would take ages...It's up-to God..The Almighty God..Our Lord..One God....I might disappoint you and our people...but don't lose hope..God doesn't do that..NEVER....Shiv (Ji) is the Name of Our God..One God..Our Lord..It's his most 'wrathful' Avatar....If you pray to Shiv (Ji) and INVOKE his WRATH...your ENEMIES will be PULVERIZED...Something more terrible and horrible..than..trillions of Nuclear bomb explosions..

My Girl...I love you..and I profess my love for you openly...because I really love you and it's quite sacred...

But my girl (obviously, you) are a Telugu Girl..from prominent Telugu Community...and I love you..and you wished 'em well..The Cricket Team..so obviously..I wanted 'em to win...moreover..I feel I belong to this community....even before meeting you..I was more inclined towards Telugu People because of Naidu Saheb / Gaaru.

My Girl...I love you..and I profess my love for you openly...because I really love you and it's quite sacred...

In Happens Only In India...

In Happens Only In India...That there's NO such thing as CENSORSHIP...The Most Prominent, Vital and Glaring Triumph of Our Constitution...Jai Hind...

Definition(s) of Prophethood and Nirvana for Laymen and Dummies amongst us LOL

You're Nirvanic when you've less answers and more questions....You're Nirvanic when you've a few abrupt..vague..answers..and bold...clear..distinct..loud questions...You're Nirvanic when you're disoriented..and confused.....Nirvanic means you're an advanced learner.....Nirvana is not reaching some definite clear-cut..crystal clear...pinnacle....It's a journey...sometimes you've looking inwards..within yourself..sometimes..you're deriving your lessons from the open university i.e. your perception of the world you live in....There're probably mile-stones..but there's no well-defined destination....Nirvanic has serious mood disorders....Sometimes you're elated..sometimes you're feeling terribly blue....Sometimes you're confident..and sure of yourself and your love interests...sometimes you're dreadfully insecure....I--quite--badly wanted Telugu Warriors to win....I've lost (active) interest in Cricket..since blatant match-fixing incidents..AzaharUddin...Jadeja....etc.....

Saturday, February 15, 2014

On a happy note....

On a happy note..we're doing pretty good..unless you're feeding me with misinformation (just kidding!)

The Almighty God is pleased...

Thank you so much for your support...

I respect and love you all...

Happy Valentine's Day...Thank you for reining in Blah-blah-blah Sena...and other extremist outfits...

RED FM -- Multi-Channels

RED FM -- Multi-Channels

Multiple domains: Education..etc. etc.

Got it?

Babus?

IF you PUT RED TAPE..The Almighty God would make you VACATE your offices...got it..so do it now now now..call tring tring..make some phone calls...wake up......have tea/coffee do it...

RED FM

RED FM in each and every village...and abroad..Globally...

Revathi Ji is the de facto chief

Is this happening?

Work over time I don't give a damn

God-willing make it happen

You're annoying me...

Do it FAST!

A gift from People of India to the world...

A gift from People of India to the world...

We don't sell it as some commodity...

It's an educational tool...

So in that way and form...

There'd be some subsidized fee...that's all..

And, learning process...training phase.

Happy Valentine's Day! :-)

Internet was a DARPA ARPA I mean Military thing...

During Trance and spiritual experiences...

I experienced that let's call it..robo or mind control...and remote dictation...and telepathy are REAL...

I believe these should be put in the Public Domain for peaceful purposes..

but these new technologies in the hands of wrong individuals...anti-social elements..could prove quite fatal...

I believe they already have it...

So let's train other good people..let's help 'em learn how to use these new technologies...

What do you think?

Wednesday, February 5, 2014

ABORTION IS A CRIME UNLESS WOULD-BE MOTHER'S LIFE IS IN IMMINENT DANGER

SPECIAL CREDIT CARDS LOANS FOR STUDENTS

BULLYING VICTIMIZATION IN SCHOOLS COLLEGES GET rusticated

PROFANE LANGUAGE IS NOT ALLOWED..THAT'S PRETTY SERIOUS..LET 'EM OFF WITH A WARNING...FOR REPEAT OFFENSE..COMMUNITY SERVICE

MIMIC COPYCAT SINGAPORE EXCEPT LASHING..VANDALISM IS A CRIME OFFENSE..JAIL 1 YEAR OR HEFTY PENALTY

MISBEHAVIOR WITH CITY WORKERS OFFICIALS WATER ELECTRICITY PUNISHABLE OFFENCE MIN. 1 YEAR

MISBEHAVIOR WITH TRAFFIC COPS IS AN EXTREMELY SERIOUS OFFENCE PUNISHABLE MIN. 1 YEAR

MISBEHAVIOR WITH LAW ENFORCEMENT IS A VERY SERIOUS PUNISHABLE OFFENCE...CRIME..JAIL MINIMUN ONE YEAR

MINOR OFFENCES..COMMUNITY SERVICE..IMMEDIATELY...WITH EFFECT FROM NOW..DO THE MATHS..NITTY-GRITTIES

POLITE HELPFUL WOMEN POLICE FOR WOMEN AT WOMENS' COLLEGES SCHOOLS HOSTELS...

ONE SINGLE SIMPLE UNCOMPLICATED FORM LIKE US VISA FORM..FOR EVERYTHING WATER ELECTRICITY INTERNET ETC.

SCHOOLS COLLEGES FOR VISUALLY IMPAIRED PHYSICALLY CHALLEGED INTELLUCTUALLY CHALLEGED EVERYWHERE

PRESS IS REALLY FREE...OUR CONSTITUTION SAYS THAT.

MORE NGOs..EVERYWHERE..NO RED TAPE FOR THEM..LET THEM GET FUNDS LEGALLY...DO NOT HOUND THEM

WE'RE FILLING OUT ZILLIONS OF FORMS SINCE ZILLIONS OF YEARS..STOP THAT PLEASE

YOU DON'T GO TO GET AADHAAR -- AADHAAR MOBILE OFFICE COME TO YOU AT YOUR CONVENIENCE

CCTVs EVERYWHERE..GIRL HOSTELS COLLEGES SCHOOLS PARTICULARLY..HIDDEN CANDID CAMERAS...MIND YOU

I REPEAT: ANYBODY CAUGHT HARASSING WOMEN SHOULD BE PROSECUTED IN MOBILE COURTS ASAP

PANCH PANCHAYA MUSTN'T REPLACE COURTS..PANCHAYAT FOR LOCAL ADMINSTRATION ONLY NOT LEGAL CASES

JUDICIARY WALKS LIKE A TURTLE...FAST TRACK COURTS EVERYWHERE..IN TINY VILLAGES TOO...

HANG THEM I DON'T CARE MANTRIS RESPONSIBLE FOR INSTIGATING VIOLENCE AND RIOTS

ONE STOP HOSPITALS..NO PILLAR TO POST GOT IT MANTRI SAHEB?

IF DOCTORS NURSES PEONS ARE NOT POLITE AND HELPFUL IN GOVT. HOSPITALS...TERMINATE THEM.

IF YOU BUTCHER PEOPLE UNNECESSARYLY IN THE NAME OF MEDICAL CARE WILL GOD WILL DISSCECT YOU

school college buses trains for girls and visually impaired disabled..

free medical dental scheme for each and every indian

Not mantri's son..Only Santri's son..got it?

Indian Doctors without borders in choppers..vehicles..paradrop if it's terrain not accessible I don't care

mobile animal clinics..for ox cows goats

admin staff from peon to branch manager should be trained to interact in basic conversation dayhaati lingo

single form single desk instant approval..no surety..lowest interest rates..

micro banks in each and every village district talluqha for farmers daily laborers etc. :-)

Tuesday, February 4, 2014

O God-fearing people: He IS OUR SON...Please HELP! DONATE...

He is Srikar Reddy of second year Mechanical
Engineering student of st.peter's engineering
college has met with an accident on jan 11th...
2014.
He is admitted in EMERGENCY WARD SICU at Apollo Jubilee hills.
He is a single parent child.His Mother earns Rs 4000/-(Anganwadi school teacher).
She had sold her house and land for hospital expenditure.

Per day Expenditure:-
Bed - 60000र
Injection - 15,000र (alternate days)
Total Estimated cost :60 laks

If you could help her please deposit Amount

V Sridevi reddy
SBH Rammagundam
A/C no 62235088692
Phone no :+919059584914



Sunday, February 2, 2014

MayDay MayDay MayDay -- nosedive...

G'night..Sit UPRIGHT

WE can't FLOCK together...

We are NOT birds of Same Feathers...

Starry-eyed fairy bride

No dusk it's night..

You've perhaps got a chance till dawn

Kill Me Kill Me If you could If you can

Maybe He's Right Who You Killed in a Mock Fight

A battle A war You Thrust on me...On US

Moon sighting -- I'm fighting

Sharpshooters' sight -- Children kiting -- Nail-biting

No respite -- Face our Might

Blaring Horns -- It's Wedding caravanner(s)' Gunshots and Flares

You're in a Tigers' Lair

You NEVER fight fair

You're OVAL -- I'm SQUARE

Read Tomorrows' newspapers Mister CLOWN

No mercy UNtil DAWN

Not a soul left with a drawl

Kill 'em ALL

This is UNdoubtedly The Almighty God's retribution

You lose power -- You can't even save face...

Never ending (your) bad phase

In news -- on stage...

You're NOT a sage -- You're NOT a whirling dervish

Zap and Kill Your RUT

On foot..in a hut

I'm going to Vroom

You're doomed...

I'm NOT St. Francis

The Almight God gave you chances

But I still play chess like an like emperor at ease

My intelligence is below-average

They say everything is fair in love maze

Fares Fares Fares

We're hounds -- You're hares

We fight in pairs

Read books of ABCs dude

I refuse refuse refuse

Muse Muse Muse...

No truce...only ruse..